honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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