is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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