If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Randomize
