I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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