yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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