great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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