But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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