my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
mondays should just be called national damage control day
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
When are your genitals available?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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