Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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