Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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