i just had sex bonerless
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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