Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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