I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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