She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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