I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
porn star boner night. come get it.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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