I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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