But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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