whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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