Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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