I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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