is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I would ride that face into the sunset
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
