I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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