Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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