And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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