Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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