wanna go halves on a baby?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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