where does the pee come out of this thing
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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