3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
