she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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