wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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