i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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