well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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