whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Drunk is not a location!
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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