you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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