D3 body, D1 cock
Someone shit on the floor
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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