I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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