Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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