Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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