Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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