the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize