I want to walk on stilts...naked
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
This is my gift to your gina
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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