Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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