he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Pooping to opera.
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