So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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