normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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