sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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