Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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