try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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