season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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