You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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