wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
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