Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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