That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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