i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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