worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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