did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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