Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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