Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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