piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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